A Load of Bullshit Hyphen Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters


You may remember The Day Boston Stood Still earlier this year because alarmist authorities threw a hissy fit over some Lite Brites they found in the shape of Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters, mistaking them for hydrogen bombs or something. Many of you, I’m sure, remember that baffling stunt more than the movie it promoted. I certainly forgot about it until it quietly slipped out into the DVD realm, sure to be snatched up by Adult Swim loyalists and those curious to see what the fuck Boston’s bobbies went crazy over, and what a few gents probably lost their jobs over too.

They went crazy over bullshit.

This movie is just… pure bullshit. It’s not even worth talking at length over. If you’re a fan, you’ll like it. If not, don’t even bother. Characters are not properly introduced, the story is just a load of stupid crap strung together by a weight lifting device thing and if you’re really curious be ready for lots of gore, terrible animation, pop culture references for the sake of pop culture references and the most annoying work-out pop bubblegum song on loop forever and ever.

The rest of the music is pretty awesome. Metal heads will be pleased.

Fans will gasp at the sheer amount of favorite characters who show up (no Wisdom Cube though) and gooey delight will spread from their pores at just how much shit goes on in 80+ minutes. I was surprised how the movie just kept going and going. But it was funny, I laughed a whole lot. Definitely a flick to watch with friends, at a party, preferably with some booze and chips and guacamole dip. The DVD seems to have a ton of extra content, including, apparently, a whole other 80+ minute movie. Yeah, I dunno, I didn’t watch it yet.

One thing I will give it, it skewers the conceits of cliches of BIG MOSHUN PITCHURS pretty well. Subtitles for obvious locations, big stupid set pieces, flashbacks and exposition up the wazoo, and the origin story gets a big pbbtttt right in its fat, ugly face. I don’t know if they specifically target The Mummy Returns but they also make great fun out of a stupid climactic resurrection scene. If anyone would take the time and effort to remember and lampoon The Mummy Returns, it’s these guys.

If that doesn’t cut the mustard, Aqua Teen fans, Bruce Campbell makes a brief appearance as a giant fried chicken nugget so that’s cool for those who would think it’s cool and Space Ghost himself shows up for, like, a second.

So there ya go. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie Film For Theaters. A whole load of bullshit. Brilliant? Up in the air. Stupid? An overwhelming “fuck yes.” At worst you’ll waste a rental, or you may find Meatwad as cute as I do.


5 Responses to “A Load of Bullshit Hyphen Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters”

  1. johnmora Says:

    I dislike Aqua Teen Hunger Force. I want to go through the screen and throttle Milkshake.

  2. james Says:

    The fact that you say Milkshake shows that you are the wrong audience for it.

    I like the show, I’ll admit it. For whatever reason I really like the sense of humor that the show is based on i.e. throwing as much random crap up at the screen and seeing what sticks.

    The movie…eh. I thought it dragged a little in the middle, but they definitely do adhere to the concept that something can be funny, then not funny, but if you keep doing it, it’ll swing back to being totally hilarious.

    It also has Tina Fey, which blows my mind.

  3. johnmora Says:

    I know he is Master Shake. Now. I felt wrong writing it but I am at work and said, “Fuck fact-checking.”

  4. GeorgeK Says:

    “This movie is just… pure bullshit.”
    I don’t want to say “I told you so” because 1. I didn’t tell you so though I would have if you’d asked and 2. all I know of Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one or two episodes I watched ages ago. And what I saw left absolutely no impression whatsoever. What is it that draws people to it? Other than pot to is? I am actually really curious.

  5. Hito Says:

    It’s the characters. Thats why it’s so bad for new people. The whole point of ATHF is that it’s character driven humor. You really need to watch a few episodes for it to grow on you. Thats what Magus meant by “Fans will gasp at the sheer amount of favorite characters who show up…”. EVERY characters a favorite character. Especially the wisdom cube :(
    Cause this one time, I ate boiled peanuts.

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