Grump Haiku – Summer Edition


The Hurt Locker

The tension is thick,

a fearless lead character-

what’s Kate doing here?

X-men Origins: Wolverine

All I can say is,

“Adamantium Bullets!?

Just go fuck yourselves!”


BreakOut meets shooter,

it’s a steal at twice the price;

buy this up right now!

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Poor ideas made flesh,

its message is simplistic:

Buy more toys, shit kids~!

Red Faction: Guerrilla

Mars, barren and dead.

Don’t mind the terrorist themes;

just go smash some shit.


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6 Responses to “Grump Haiku – Summer Edition”

  1. Rick Says:

    Some of those aren’t even real haiku! =V

  2. John Mora Says:

    I felt nothing after seeing The Hurt Locker. Oscar material it ain’t!

  3. FilmWalrus Says:


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