Tim: OK I gotta get into my MOVIE COMMENTIN’ MINDSET
John: Is that like channeling spirits?
John: you call upon the powers of MST3K?
John: “CROWWWW, HEAR MY PRAAAAAAAAAYERS”
Tim: I shoot myself in the head with an Evoker and a big red Tom Servo shows up before me.
John: BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY
Tim: ok GO
John: The Columbia TriStar logo is associated so closely with movies I loved in my childhood. :3
Tim: My gosh, I only think of that white horse when I don’t want to sneeze.
John: Ooh, this looks pretty good in high quality
John: This is a CGI Owel
John: Or owl
Tim: JENNIFER CONNELLY. Unf.
John: gaze upon it and know the power of technology
John: in 1985
Tim:Movies don’t have LOGOS anymore do they?
John: They’re always at the end
John: It’s onlyyyy forevaaaaaaaaaa
John: Bowie, you magnificent, creepy bastard.
Tim: Years before Frank Oz gave us STEPFUHD WIVES.
John: NO LOVE INJECTION NAH NAH
John: I didn’t get that until muuuuuuch later in life.
John: This song
Tim: TERRY JONES?
John: Takes me all the way back
Tim: Monty Python Terry Jones?!
Tim: Get. Out.
Tim: Henson DIRECTED this?!
John: YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS TRIFLING SHIT?
John: Think again, boy.