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Up, Up and Straight Up My Ass: Spider-Man 1, 2, 3

May 7, 2007

Hollywood is in love with comic books. News of Iron Man, new Hulk and Magneto spin-off movies abounds, it looks like there will be no end to men in tights on film. Even when the movie barely resembles the pages their favorite character comes from, nerds all over rush to the theaters in droves, pay their $22, then rush back home to register their disgust on the Internet. Who can blame them when there’s sooooo much to grump about?

So much, in fact, The Grump Factory is going to up the ante. In celebration of Spider-Man 3’s gargantuan release we’re going to revisit EVERY superhero movie we CAN before our synapses snap like New Year’s Eve party favors, or at least before our senses of self-worth kick in. Overkill? You bet. It will be arduous, it will be long, but it will be worth it, nitpicking every single detail of every hero flick from Superman to Blade to Punisher. And who knows, maybe I’ll say something bad about Batman.

A grump this superheroic can only be called…

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(Spider-Man 3 review within)

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